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People's Blog • Re: Groundhog Prediction Proved Scientific

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Do chuckalopes know how to vote? Chuckalopes could be a vital Pennsylvania voting block, if they were registered and taught HOW to vote.
Worry not Comrade.  The Poeple's Commission on Korrekt Voting will ensure chuckalopes vote korrektly.  
 

Thanks, Comrade.

Yesterday, jackalopelipsky successfully snookered Mr. J. into early spring in Texazistan yard work. 'pelipsky only helped. See how that worked out?

True Sister Bunny tail. After Fatherlope's passing, the burrow next door to 'pelipsky was purchased by Widowlope and the very "Special" Sister Bunny. In wanting to find a "job" to replace the ceramic "work" Sister Bunny previously labored at, we tried the local MHMR "jobs program" where Sister Bunny was "hired" to sort nuts, bolts, and screws for packages of necessaries to construct "something". On the MHMR Skill Evaluation of Sister Bunny, the FIRST item listed was: Sister Bunny does NOT know how to vote.

As "work" progressed, it became self-evident the MHMR Jobs Program was not in Sister Bunny's self-interest. Sister Bunny was never registered to vote in MHMR's interest.

This probably explains why Pennsylvania Dutch Chuckalope's are gripey and fear planes dropping from the sky.

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Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 3/12/2024, 8:39 am



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