Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Ivan The Stakhanovets,
The Salmon Schools are open enrollment. Feel free to attend any time. Just tell the registrar that you are enrolling as a "Pink". Pink salmon are found in almost all Salmon Schools. At least in my neck of the woods.
The funding mechanism for the Salmon Schools is off budget. The Party™ decided this long ago to provide "transparency" to the education system. Would you question The Party™s methods for directing the economy and education? After all, It's For The Children™ (including the fry).
The invitation is open. Maybe I'll attend your proposed dinner party after you spend a term in my school. Don't worry about the whole underwater thing. Be unburdened by what has gone before.
Red Salmon
PS. Might I suggest a cedar plank be included in your meal preparation plans? Adds to the flavor and presentation.
The Salmon Schools are open enrollment. Feel free to attend any time. Just tell the registrar that you are enrolling as a "Pink". Pink salmon are found in almost all Salmon Schools. At least in my neck of the woods.
The funding mechanism for the Salmon Schools is off budget. The Party™ decided this long ago to provide "transparency" to the education system. Would you question The Party™s methods for directing the economy and education? After all, It's For The Children™ (including the fry).
The invitation is open. Maybe I'll attend your proposed dinner party after you spend a term in my school. Don't worry about the whole underwater thing. Be unburdened by what has gone before.
Red Salmon
PS. Might I suggest a cedar plank be included in your meal preparation plans? Adds to the flavor and presentation.
Statistics: Posted by Red Salmon — 12/25/2024, 2:58 pm
